12 months "in a new way: crown-version 2020

  • 12 months "in a new way: crown-version 2020

Many of us are familiar with the original version of the 12 Months tale. However, even those who have not yet heard about how the wicked stepmother sent her stepdaughter to the bitter frost for snowdrops, it will be interesting to know how this story would have sounded today. So, let's begin...


Somewhere in the Cathedral district of the Dnieper, a capricious young wife of a local oligarch, in the middle of winter, suddenly decided to get a bouquet of snowdrops! Her aged husband was used to fulfilling all the whims of his violent beloved. Therefore, one of the local TV channels immediately announced a competition with a good reward.


One wicked stepmother, who lives with her daughter, husband and stepdaughter in a cramped living room in Samarskoye, found out about this. While her husband worked from morning till night at a Polish factory, she mocked her adopted daughter with all her might. Having learned about the competition, the stepmother and her own daughter decided to finally vacate the living space and sent their stepdaughter to fetch flowers in the Samara relic forest.


The girl had to go through many tests on the way to achieving the goal. She spent the night by the fire with homeless people, ate "healthy" food from the Mac, warmed up on the sewers. And, mind you - she had to do all this in a pandemic, and the only bottle of sanitizer was used on the very first day of the trip! In addition, the torn disposable mask made the poor man constantly hide from vigilant law enforcement officers.


One way or another, but after two weeks of wandering, the exhausted girl came out to a company of 12 men of different ages sitting in a meadow. It is not known what happened next, but somehow she, nevertheless, was able to return. And she returned with snowdrops and punished not only her stepmother, but also the narcissistic wife of the oligarch. In the standard version, we would end with the words "This is the end of the fairy tale, and who listened - well done!" However, in our case, the ending will be slightly different.


After going through a lot of trials and reaching her goal, the girl still received her reward. However, almost the entire amount was spent on treatment for the flu, frostbite fingers and other ailments received during the trip. Nevertheless, everything could be different if she knew about the possibility of ordering flowers in Dnipro with home delivery. She would have spent no more than a day, the flowers would have been delivered to the door, and most importantly - the poor fellow would have remained healthy! So, use the services of Royal Flowers, order bouquets even on New Year's Eve and be healthy!

2020-12-12 20:03:19
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